There is no denying. Every time you need new underwear, you get that feeling, the bottomless pit of despair in your stomach: you will need to face The Wall.
You know The Wall.
The long, confusing isle full of the same faceless torsos wearing the same old underwear. Cottons, synthetics, blends, blahblahblahs. Tons of variations of the same-same. Oh, the sameness.
Best case scenario you get the same as last year’s, just a bit harsher and newer. Worst case? A 5 pack of ill-fitting little torture devices.
So here is what we propose: Get a subscription to the Krakatoa Club.
You will get the best underwear for men at a discount (even on top of our 3+ or 6+ volume discounts!), at the intervals you want (1 to 6 months), and you can choose exactly what you want delivered to your home anytime. Change or cancel, guess? Anytime. Cost? ZERO. To be part of our exclusive club, nor a cost or fee, just the price of your cart.
More than $30? Free shipping.
3 items or more? Priority shipping! Yeah, we are cool like that.
No pre-made packs, nothing forced, just what you want, when you want, where you want it.
So make your life easier and better. Sign up for the Krakatoa Club and get the best underwear ever, forever. Whenever that is.
With that crazy office party coming up, that last minute booty call, or that unplanned Vegas run, you should be ready for everything. Get some Krakatoa Underwear and make the holidays memorable - or at least really comfy for the boys :)
Krakatoa is designed to be flushed with your skin. There is no need to buy a size larger, as the front pouch eliminates "The Squeeze", and the 3-way stretch fabric conforms gently around your body. You want it snug, not loose, for maximum comfort.
Measure your waist size:
Wrap a measuring tape around your navel, at the narrowest part of your torso. Place a finger in between the tape and your body, for a comfortable fit.
*One thing to note, our XL is a bit larger, covering much of XL and XXL sizes.
In Between Sizes?
Krakatoa has a front pouch that conforms with your anatomy, so even if the undies feel snug around your legs and butt, your package is still comfy, so go for a smaller size for a snug fit. If you don't like it or the size was not correct, no worries, we will send you another pair on your correct size at no cost to you.
Want help choosing a size?
Give us a call on (888) 546-2125, Monday-Friday 9AM-5PM PST, or send us an email at email@example.com and we will help you find the perfect Krakatoa size for you.
Krakatoa No Bullshit Guarantee:
Our goal is to give you unparalleled comfort on your underwear, so if you don’t get the fit you want on your first pair, give us a call on (888) 546-2125 or send us an email at firstname.lastname@example.org, we will send you a different size at no charge.