The one and only
The evidence is clear, we care about the family jewels.
Look at the size of Krakatoa's Front Pouch compared with other famous brands:
Krakatoa's front pouch will give you the support and separation you want.
No more adjusting, shuffling, or feeling squished.
5 REASONS WHY YOU NEED TO SWITCH TO KRAKATOA
1) You had enough of your balls sticking to your legs.
Enough of that.
Krakatoa's Front Pouch will let you chill all day, without having to scramble your eggs to find a good nesting spot for your sausage.
2) You want a waistband that doesn’t hurt your skin
You got it.
The ultra-smooth waistband never flips or pinches your skin. It also has some cool affirmations inside, to pep you up at every break.
3) You believe a soft fabric is better than a rough one.
We do too.
We hand-sourced the most luxurious 95% MicroModal, for the ultimate in comfort. No cheap cotton blends or synthetics. Only expensive, ultra-soft, sustainably sourced, bio-derived, high-grade MicroModal.
4) You never found The One, even after searching every-effing-where.
Here it is, folks.
Seriously. We put our heart on soul into making this incredible addition to your base layers.
Every inch, every feature, every material, all designed with YOU in mind.
5) You want to try it before you commit
We got you.
We created this Intro Pack with a Trunk and a Boxer Brief to dispel any doubts that money doesn't buy happiness. But it doesn't need to cost you a testicle.
This special offer is $30 + Shipping* (Regular price $53) an over 40% savings.
Why? Because we know you'll come back.
*This offer is available for first time purchasers only. 1 Intro Pack per person/per household. Not eligible to be purchased with gift cards or combined with coupon codes. Store reserves the right to cancel any orders in accordance with these terms or at it's sole discretion.